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Marry me?

As long as I get to sit in the front.

I’m not saying that I want one, but I’m also …

If they made this when I was growing up, I …

Somehow, I still feel better knowing that I tried.

He truly is, the most interesting man in the world.

…and don’t even get me started on the mainstream media.

This pattern haunts my dreams.

Now say it with me, bro man gel on…

Don’t be a menace…

I really should just clean the window on my oven…

Forget the demonic eyes, it’s the hands that creep me …