unexpected

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Now I won’t be able to sleep…

Light as a feather, stiff as a board.

Kills AGAIN?

I remember my first beer.

My default setting is rare. You can always throw it …

For the record, bitches is 100% appropriate in this application.

That’s one way to get your house toilet papered…

Marry me?

#Twinning

If my kid looked at me like that, I think …

They really don’t build ’em like they used to