unexpected

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Took me a minute to work this one out.

Me at every exit. Like clockwork.

Looks like Voldemort.

I don’t think I could get rid of them.

This is Sting. You have seen it before once upon …

Starbucks order for Clint?

Team America forever changed how I say “Matt Damon”.

Only takes one to ruin all the fun.

Every parent needs a set of these.

My poor teeth.

I’m on borrowed time.

The punchline is priceless.